M2 Archaeotech Relic: The "Gyft-Kard"

Are you attempting to show a fellow Imperial citizen that you "care," but lack the proper emotional STC to express it? Fear not. The Tech-Priests of Exterminatus Co. have unearthed the perfect solution from the deep, forgotten wastes of Holy Terra.

Behold the M2 Archaeotech "Gyft-Kard".

Scholars believe that in the ancient 2nd Millennium, before the dark age of technology, citizens would exchange these powerful data-slates to bestow unbridled purchasing power upon their allies. It is crystallized, amalgamated thought—a mystical medium used by our ancestors when words failed them.

By bestowing this holy relic upon a battle-brother, sister of battle, or newly conscripted hobbyist, you grant them the absolute authority to choose their own Chapter, summon their own reinforcements, and expand their armies.

• Step 1: Declare Your Tithe (Select Amount): Choose the denomination of Imperial Credits you wish to encode into the relic.

• Step 2: Astropathic Relay (Delivery): Upon purchase, our Astropaths will immediately transmit the "Gyft-Kard" via secure email routing. You can send it directly to the recipient's dataslate, or send it to yourself to print and present in person.

• Step 3: The Requisition (Redemption): The bearer simply presents their unique clearance code at the Exterminatus Co. checkout screen. The value of the relic will be instantly applied to their requisition of miniatures, accessories, and hobby supplies.

This relic holds no expiry date and shall remain valid until the heat death of the universe or until a planetary Exterminatus is declared. It cannot be exchanged for credits, only plastic, resin, and glory. Protect your requisition code; the Inquisition will not refund lost or stolen relics.