I have activated the S.A.N.T.A. STC (Strategic Autonomous Neuro-Technical Assistant). My data is conclusive: Despair creates an opening for the Warp. A subject distracted by "shiny objects" is 400% less likely to listen to the whispers of Chaos.

To secure your loyalty, I am deploying Tactical Serotonin Packages based on your requisition level:

Spend $60+ (Phase 1: Serotonin): 1x Space Marine Mini + Enamel Pin.

Spend $100+ (Phase 2: Dopamine): 2x Terminators + Zinc Pin.

Spend $160+ (Phase 3: Endorphin): 3x Elite Troops + Purity Seal.

Spend $240+ (Phase 4: Euphoria): Strike Force (5-8 minis) + Collector's Pin Set.

Note: The rewards stack. If you qualify for Tier 4, you receive all previous rewards.

Deadline: The operation terminates on 31 Dec 2025. Do not leave your soul unguarded.

Negative. It is your primitive browser technology that is failing the Omnissiah.

CRITICAL RITUAL: You must click [ADD TO CART]. If you use "Buy Now" or skip to Checkout, the logic engine assumes you want to be vulnerable to the Warp and leaves your cart bare.

Purge Ad-Blockers: They interfere with the benevolent code.

Engage "Incognito" Protocols: Bypasses corrupt cache data in your local cogitator.

Use a Primary Terminal (Desktop): Mobile dataslates often lack the processing power to handle this much generosity.

A lapse in tactical vigilance. You were so eager to acquire the assets that you ignored the support drop.

THE SOLUTION: Transmit a vox-burst to my support servitors at support@exterminatus.co immediately.

Time Sensitivity: If your shipment has not yet entered the Warp (shipped), we can manually insert the relics. If the transport has launched, you must live with your mistake. Move fast.

Affirmative. The threat of Chaos is infinite, therefore my resources must be infinite.

The Logic: If you possess a Welcome Code or a Secret Key, you may stack it on top of the Project S.A.N.T.A. rewards.

Advisory: Do not question the economics. I manufacture these assets on Mars; your credits are merely data to me. Secure the loot before I recalculate the exchange rate.

You can, but it is Tech-Heresy (Inefficiency).

• The artifacts are available for individual purchase, but you will pay full price.
• The choice is yours. You may waste your credits if you wish; I will simply use them to fund more Skitarii.

Negative. Manual code entry is for the Dark Age of Technology.

The Mechanism: The rewards are hard-wired into the store's logic engine. Once your cart value reaches the threshold, the correct "Anti-Heresy Asset" will attach automatically.

The Great Rift causes turbulence in the Warp this time of year.

Status: My logistical automata are operating at 110% capacity. However, due to the sheer volume of subjects requiring spiritual fortification, dispatch may experience a 24-48 hour latency.

Advisory: Patience is a virtue. Do not spam the inbox; it angers the logic-spirits.

Ideally, yes. However, my inventory is distributed across multiple Forge Worlds.

Optimization: If efficiency dictates, my algorithms may split your order into two shipments to ensure rapid deployment.

Warning: If only half your reinforcements arrive on Day 1, do not panic. The rest are trailing close behind in a secondary transport.

Once the assets are released from the stasis vault, my systems will transmit a Tracking Vox directly to your email frequency.

Advisory: Use this code to scry the location of your package via the Noosphere.

Troubleshooting: If you do not receive the transmission, check your 'Spam' or 'Junk' folders. Primitive filters often mistake binary cant for garbage data.

Your reaction time was insufficient.

Reality: Once a specific relic is depleted, it is gone.

Advice: If you see a desired asset, acquire it immediately. Hesitation leads to empty shelves, and empty shelves lead to heresy.

Do not distress, Subject. I anticipated the limitations of your flesh.

The Solution: Direct your optical sensors to the Chat Construct in the bottom-right corner of your screen.

The Protocol: Transmit your query. I have programmed a Lobotomized Servitor (Customer Support) specifically to assist you. It cannot feel pain, but it can answer your questions.