BLACK FRIDAY SOLEMNACE YARD SALE
Free Ring + Purity Seal with every Combo
3X Upgraded Cart Tier Rewards
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My Head Cryptek insists that keeping 14,000 identical Space Marines is 'hoarding.' I call it 'thoroughness.'
Regardless, I need shelf space for a new C'tan Shard.
My loss is your gain
ENDS 1 DEC
DO NOT TOUCH THE GLASS
PRIMITIVE CURRENCY ACCEPTED
BETTER DEALS THAN ORIKAN
BUY OR BE COLLECTED
DO NOT TOUCH THE GLASS
PRIMITIVE CURRENCY ACCEPTED
BETTER DEALS THAN ORIKAN
BUY OR BE COLLECTED
3X UPGRADED CART TIER REWARDS
Spend More to Unlock Higher Clearance Levels. Rewards Are Cumulative.
CART TIER 1: Tactical Squad
3x Space Marine Minis
FREE WITH ORDERS > $60
Trazyn's Note: "My Cryptek says 14,000 is too many. To prove I don't have a hoarding problem, I'm dumping them on you. Catch."
CART TIER 2: Terminator Squad + Pin
3x Relic Terminators + Chapter Pin
FREE WITH ORDERS > $100
Trazyn's Note: "Do you have any idea how much shelf space a Terminator occupies? It is inefficient. I need this spot for a new C'tan Shard. Remove them."
CART TIER 3: Elite Squad + Keychain
3x Elite Specialists + Keychain
FREE WITH ORDERS > $160
Trazyn's Note: "Specimens date back to the Heresy. They are extremely aggressive and the stasis seals are cracking. I am shipping them off-world before they breach the glass."
CART TIER 4: Full Strike Force
Classified Heavy Assets
FREE WITH ORDERS > $240
Trazyn's Note: "Fine. Take the whole shelf. Just get them off my planet before the Silent King asks where I got them. No Returns."
EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP
No visit to Solemnace is complete without a souvenir. Purchase a Combo and I will include a Ring and Purity Seal to commemorate your survival.
ACCESS THE PRISMATIC GALLERIES
Browse the Exhibits. Selecting a Chapter reveals its associated weaponry and relics
BLOOD ANGELS
Aesthetically pleasing. Temperamentally unstable.
DARK ANGELS
So Many Secrets. It's Adorable.
THE INQUISITION
Loud. Noisy. Delightfully Paranoid.
BLACK TEMPLARS
Angry Zealots. No Inside Voice.
ADEPTUS MECHANICUS
They worship toasters. Embarrassing.
ULTRAMARINES
I have 10,000 of these. Please take them.
DEATHWATCH
They specialise in hunting me. How quaint.
GREY KNIGHTS
Rare Psychic Specimens. Mint Condition.
SPACE WOLVES
Loud. Hairy. Difficult to housetrain.
Free Ring not available
ASTRA MILITARUM
Life Expectancy: 15 hours. Collect quickly.
ADEPTUS CUSTODES
Too much gold paint. Compensating for something?
Free Ring not available
IMPERIUM OF MAN
Noisy. Superstitious. Briefly Entertaining.
WHITE SCARS
Fast. Loud. Terrible for static displays.
IRON WARRIORS
Bitter and Stubborn. Too many hazard stripes.
DEATH GUARD
Bio-hazard containment required. They smell awful.
BLACK LEGION
Twelve failed crusades. A legacy of incompetence.
RAVEN GUARD
They think they are invisible. How adorable.
SALAMANDERS
Obsessed with fire. Do not place near tapestries.
Free Ring not available
orks
A fungal infestation. Impossible to fumigate.
Free Ring not available
necrons
The only civilised species in the Galaxy.
THE INFINITE'S ASSURANCE
We have mastered the physical universe for 60 million years.
We can handle your shipping
AUTOMATED GIFT DISPERSAL
Add any Combo, and a selector for your FREE Gifts materializes automatically.
WORLDWIDE SHIPPING
Delivered to every Hive City across Terra. APO, Alaska, Hawaii are included at no extra $
ENDS
DEC 1
Limited Quantities. Once the stasis vaults are empty, no acquisition is possible
PRIMITIVE TAXES PRE-PAID
The bureaucrats have been bribed. The price you see is the price you pay.
SECURE
CHECKOUT
Secured by Necron Encryption Algorithms. Your primitive credit chips are safe with us.
CURATOR'S CHOICE
I am releasing these artifacts back into the wild to observe their effects on primitive cultures. Try not to break them.
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CURATED ARTIFACTS
Compact Treasures. Perfect for filling the gaps in your Display Case.
Common Primitive Inquiries (FAQ)
Most organic confusion is caused by user error. I have compiled this database so you stop pestering my servitors.
What is the current "Promotional" Campaign?
I am conducting a Museum-Wide Spring Cleaning. My vaults are overflowing, so I am liquidating assets.
Spend $60+: Receive 3x Space Marine Minis
Spend $100+: Receive 3x Terminators + Chapter Icon Pin
Spend $160+: Receive 3x Elite Warriors + Keychain
Spend $240+: Receive a Classified Strike Force
Any Combo: Gets a Free Ring + Purity Seal.
Rewards Stack. More Combos = More Rewards.
The Event terminates on Dec 1. Do not be late.
Your primitive browser technology is likely suppressing my generosity.
Critical: Freebies only appear if you add [CLICK TO CART]. If you click [BUY NOW] or skip straight to Checkout, the Machine Spirit shrugs and leaves your cart bare.
Disable Pop-Up Blockers: They suppress the gift selector.
Try an "Incognito" Window: They bypasses corrupt cache data.
Use a Desktop: Mobile cogitators sometimes struggle with the magnitude of my gifts.
What if I already paid and forgot to add the freebies I was entitled to?
Typical organic error. You were so eager to acquire the goods that you ignored the loot.
THE SOLUTION: Contact my support servitors at support@exterminatus.co immediately. If your shipment has not yet entered the Warp (shipped), we can manually insert the relics. Move Quickly.
Do your rings come in Different Sizes? Will they fit me?
Most of the collection is forged at a standard US 9.5, utilizing an "Open-Loop" geometry - a crude but effective Mechanicus technique. The rings do not form a complete loop, allowing you to manually calibrate the fit by applying pressure with your own hand.
The Result: A fit molded not by machine, but by your own biological strength.
The Exceptions: Two rings possess Closed Loops (Fixed Size US 9.5) and cannot be adjusted.
1. Black Templars: Crusader's Vow Ring / 2. Blood Angels: Golden Dawn Ring
Will I be charged Imperial Taxes (VAT/Duties/Tariffs)?
Do not concern yourself with your primitive bureaucracy. I have bribed the relevant Planetary Governors.
All Taxes, VAT, and Import Duties have been pre-paid. The price you see is the price you pay. No surprises.
How long will Shipping Take?
We utilise Dolmen Gates for Global Distribution. Shipments are dispatched with extreme prejudice. While Warp Storms can cause minor delays, most acquisitions arrive within 7-14 Solar Days.